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Fish out of the water speaks out-of-the-box!

There's an application in Ubuntu called Wanda the Fish, the Fortune teller that spews out little pearls of wit, wisdom and slapstick humour on demand... some of it is arbit though. Since no good game works in Linux(THE reason why I love Windows) this I guess is the best thing to do when you're bored and you're on Linux(well you better have a good reason turn on Linux in the first place, unless of course you have people like Mr.Kini around). Here are just a few of the Wanda-isms:

  • You look like a million dollars. All green and wrinkled.
  • Do something unusual today. Pay a bill.
  • Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
  • What's a light-year?
A: One-third less calories than a regular year.
  • -Best of all is never to have been born. Second best is to die soon.
  • -Excellent day to have a rotten day.
  • -Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?
A: The same middle name.
  • -Your lucky color has faded.
  • -Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.
  • -You are a very redundant person, that's what kind of person you are.
  • -You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.
  • -Tonight you will pay the wages of sin; Don't forget to leave a tip.
  • -Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.
  • -The early one catches the worm...Big incentive. Yuck!
  • -Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
  • Q: What's hard going in and soft and sticky coming out?
A: Chewing gum, you pervert!
  • -Q: How many marketing people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I'll have to get back to you on that.
  • -It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits:
freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.
-- Mark Twain
  • -My personal favourite:
Don't read too many health books. You might die of a misprint.
--Mark Twain

  • -You may be recognized soon. Hide.
  • -Don't you wish you had more energy... or less ambition?
  • -Writing is turning one's worst moments into money.
  • -Excellent time to become a missing person.
  • -Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?
A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home.
  • -Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick.
  • -You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
  • -You have an unusual magnetic personality... Don't walk too close to metal objects which are not fastened down.
  • -You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.
  • -Break into jail and claim police brutality
  • -You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of trash.



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